Avoid Solitary Confinement, Thanks To The Payday Loan Prison Crew
There are some confessions you can't even make to yourself.
Yearnings, desires, that you admitted to having you'd had to stop being who you are.
And the facade you build so carefully will crumble, exposing to those around you, what really makes you tick.
- Augustus, Oz.
At the Payday Loan Prison, the inmates are the most hardened
We've got people who have been on both sides of the payday loan business. It's an industry that can take people to great heights and also cause some catastrophic falls. We're talking guys that took out some of these here payday loans to buy a piece and then robbed a liquor store. We're talking guys who charged a $40 convenience fee on $50.
- This is a tough place, the Payday Loan Prison. Not a place you want to find yourself.
- You better believe that you're going to be spending a lot of time learning from us.
Meet some of the Payday Loan Prison's most notorious residents
This is not a place for the faint of heart. That botched operation that got you a stint in county when you were right out of high school? Child's play. Literally. You cannot even compare that to some of the thugs and downright animals you have incarcerated here in this Prison. Only those who commit the worst offenses pertaining to loans and violence are sent here. These guys don't function the way you and I do. They think only of ways in which they can manipulate others, stack up the cash, and one day bust their asses outta this joint. Just take a look around you.
You see that dude there?
That mofo was caught dealing payday loans within a school zone, got 5 years in here and he's forced to share a cell with this guy that managed to buy a baseball bat with his quick cash loan and beat his high-school gym coach to death over the fact the called him "Logfeet" and that he'd never go anywhere. It's bigger, scarier, and meaner than you think, really, and you want to make sure you're prepared. Just when you think you have your way clear with a payday advance, they can drag you back in.
The Payday Loan Prison credo
Think of this as being like that great movie Scared Straight, but with payday loans instead. This is not the kind of place you get sent for some cake time. You get locked in the jail out here, you are going to feel the pain of every day you spend. You want to make sure you are aware of all the facts before you get locked down here, just trust us. Fast payday loans get you a lot around here.
Before we end this page, just take a look around you here. Do you like what you see? You're looking at some of the most hard-boiled sons of guns that ever been sent up the river here at the Payday Loan Prison.
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