Payday Loan Prison - Online Payday Loans

Online Payday Loans? Say What? But, We Don't Have The Internet Up In Here!

We don't know much about online payday loans!

We don't get the internet here in the joint. Something about making sure we don't use the computers to commit crimes such as defrauding little old ladies of their pensions or signing people up to receive chinese food delivery without their permissions. This is why everything we tell you about online payday loans may be a lie - we just don't know any better, frankly, and you can't blame us, man. Blame the system. Blame the system that keeps guys like Doyle "Babystabber" McClure off the internet and locked in solitary, throwing that blasted tennis ball against the wall and singing the theme to Kim Possible.

Blame the people who don't want us to educate ourselves in the world of online payday loans so that we can better inform you. The internet is very coveted inside the joint.

People want to read about hot hollywood gossip, see naked pictures of famous people and learn about online payday cash loans. Unfortunately, the internet can't be smuggled in like most contraband. That's why cut out the middle man and educate prisoners directly from the cells. It's the only way to go, really. Why involve any unneeded parties who can just f--k everything up. It's not good business, and puts our security at risk. We like to think that we're making a difference with these men's lives in teaching them about online payday loans.

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Did you know that we write this site by hand on paper and hand it over to this guy who's in for computer fraud. He actually writes all the HTML and then mails it to his cousin, who enters it by hand and has helped us create this, the only internet site on payday loans that's written by hardened criminals.

What they'll do is deposit your online payday loans into your account that day or within 24 hours, allowing you to use your money right away. Once again, we're locked up in prison here.

Just in case you missed that part. We've got guys here who took out cheap payday loans when they were in the service and they seem to know the ups and downs of that, but this internet, well, some of us have never even heard of it or seen it. On death row, there's guys that had no idea that online payday loans existed or even what the word "online" meant. These gentlemen knew about bad credit payday loans, though, so the page on this site about them is top notch.